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A Nun Grading Papers
A Nun Grading Papers… Can you imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! Pay Special Attention To The Wording And Spelling.  If You Know The Bible Even A Little, You’ll Find This Hilarious! It Comes From A Catholic Elementary… View Article Read More
The Emperors Bright White Teeth
The Emperor and his Magnificent Fridge Door White Teeth                                                                                        by Stuart Orton-Jones… View Article Read More
Life in the Australian Army
Life in the Australian Army…  Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small   town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland)      Dear Mum & Dad,  I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers… View Article Read More
Actual Letter received by the Passport Office
This, apparently is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office. Dear Sirs, I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a satellite dish from them back in 1977, and yet, the… View Article Read More
Albert the Lion
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When Insults had Class
When Insults Had Class     These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d poison your tea.” He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.” A member of Parliament… View Article Read More
Alerts to Terror Threats in 2011 Europe by John Cleese
Alerts to Terror Threats in 2011 Europe by John Cleese The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A… View Article Read More
A New Wine for Seniors
A New Wine for Seniors A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep. Vintners in the Napa Valley area of California, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of… View Article Read More
The Duke of Edinburgh’s Gaffes
1963 Speaking about the rate of British tax, he said: “All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.” 1965 On seeing an exhibition of “primitive” Ethiopian art, he muttered: “It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from her school art lessons.” 1966 The… View Article Read More